G. Maddin from Winnipeg asks:
Is Wheatley related to Cthulhu?
Human Servant says: Wheatley considers this question to be racist. Just because they are both tentacled nightmare creatures from beyond time doesn’t mean they’re related. Next you’re going to say all vaguely octopus-ish creatures look alike. Sensitivity, please!
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Human Servant says: Wheatley is not human, and thus cannot answer your question.